Cringe Meter: And Just Like That, Episode 206

Later that day I got to thinking...

My sister and I used to play a game with the original Sex and the City. We’d watch the opening credits, the three seconds of the establishing NYC B-roll, and the first half of Carrie’s inevitable voiceover before I’d hit pause. The challenge was simple: try to guess what horrible pun or corny metaphor Carrie would use to kick off the episode at hand. It…